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I have only one talent

And that is being able to retain vast amounts of useless knowledge that would be useful in trivia games.

Such as this.  I’m the shit at this game.

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When I have a bad day from now on, and I think my life sucks.  I can just say, “Hey, at least I’m not Schweinsteiger.”

When I have a bad day from now on, and I think my life sucks.  I can just say, “Hey, at least I’m not Schweinsteiger.”

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Slovakia never stood a chance.

Slovakia never stood a chance.

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Saturday Night

Many people have already said it, but I’ll say it again.  Saturday was a great night.  I only wish I could see a lot of people I seen a lot more often.

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timxmacdonald:

2008 was a cool year.

This was 2007.

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timxmacdonald:

I wish I wasn’t four years old.

Holy shit.

timxmacdonald:

I wish I wasn’t four years old.


Holy shit.

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Yo, Lee
You didn’t tell me you met Aziz Ansari.

Yo, Lee

You didn’t tell me you met Aziz Ansari.

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